N. D. Wolfwood

There is nothing quite as awful as having to hear the equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard first thing in the damn morning. Whose brilliant idea was this? Some people ought to have their voiceboxes removed on general principle, and speak with a little voice-stick like Ned Gerblansky (sp?). For the comfort and health of those of us who are unable to bear the geshrei.

Secondly, why do I have the unfortunate tendency to fucking RUN OVER THINGS like disks, with chairs? I am still galled about the destruction of my 'cu amarizz' non ammazzare' disk about four damn years ago.

Thirdly, why in the name of the blessed saint FUCK can't I have an internet connection so I can build my website?