N. D. Wolfwood

Things I think are cool, lately:

John Cusack (and by extension, Grosse Pointe Blank), my cats, the Wolfgang Press, Toshimi Nigoshi, barbecue chips, the new gatorade "Fitness water"--when you're terribly dehydrated, nothing else will do. Homemade sushi. Sake. Eight-course dinner parties that go off without a hitch. The voices of Erik "Everlast" Schrody and Ty "I Like to Watch" Herndon.

Things that are particularly uncool:
When I pay my cellphone bill and they forget to turn it back on. Bastards. I don't even HAVE a real-phone. It's my life! Can't you see it's my life?!

To: Flu Germs

Re: Infecting me on a work day, causing me to be short a 10-hour shift

Illness is fine. Illness to the point that my eyes hurt is not. Knock it off.

Boom shanka,

Me